This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’
After the last couple of days I’ve had, I decided to get out the hard stuff.
Can I just say I’m eternally grateful for the few really great people in my life.
All you other toxic people can be gone n shit.
Since my car is on the fritz, my brother let me use his car today. It’s a 93 Buick Regal, I think, lol. He told me that I was not allowed to use the defrost. And the driver side door only opens from the inside.
When I got out to the car I realized he left his work junk in it so I took it back inside. I forgot to leave the driver side door open so I wouldn’t have to climb back in from the passenger side. I made the trek around the car to open the driver’s side door. Walked back around, got in, and it took forever to latch the seat belt and I couldn’t figure out how to turn the windshield wipers off, omg. Finally, I was all strapped in and ready when I realized I left my phone next to my bed. FML. I had to go back in and get my phone. Guess what? I forgot to leave the driver’s side door open. :| I had to walk back around and opened it from the passenger side. Again.
I started the car and off I went when I realized the “low fuel” light was on…goddddddddd. I was already running late, but had to stop and get gas, but this heifer in a pickup truck was blocking both pumps so I had to wait on him. When he finally got his old ass out of the way, I pulled up and got out of the car and I SHUT THE DOOR AGAIN. Son of a bitch. Got gas, walked back around to the passenger side to open the door again then hauled ass to work. Made it with one minute to spare.
I’ve been defeated by a door latch.